The promised picture of my disfigured money-maker
Okay, some of you wanted to see what my shiner and lumpy forehead look like. Here's one pic:
Obviously I've gone clothes shopping and have hit the tanning bed.
Okay, seriously, here's a real picture of my eye. You can't really see the lumpy forehead, but the colors are pretty. Sean thinks I'm weak for zeroing in on the eye, but I'm telling you, the eye is the BEST part of these pictures. I'm not very photogenic lately. Mom and Dad, please stay calm.
Mike, the guy who is attached to the heel that hit my forehead, said that he has a big bruise on it. That's what he gets--next time he gives me a hard time, I'll hit him again with my face. Maybe I'll attack his knee or his elbow next time. Just wait.
Oh, and BTW, Sean keeps telling people that the reason I have this shiner is because I got "lippy." He's a good friend. ("Friend" = "jackass.")