Happy belated birthday, Jimmy!

Yesterday was Jimmy's birthday. In true Jimmy fashion, he told no one. I found out by going on nhbgear.com. Someone else knew and started a thread. He is 28. He had the nerve to say he is old. I am going to smack him with my walker and bite him with my dentures. Then I will take him to dinner at 4pm using a coupon. I will drive us to the restaurant (Shoney's. Do they have Shoney's in LA?) going 40 mph in the left lane with my blinker on.

Seriously, Jimmy, I hope it was a great day! Next week we will celebrate; I'll make you a cake and watch you eat it. Then I will be resentful and dream of sugar.